somegreybloke First a quick AnnouncementHorrible grammar aside - YES! Promoting my business with newsletters, business cards and voicemail WAS just too much work, and I'm glad those days are over.
The days of relying on a newsletters, business cards, or voicemail to promote your business are over.
Thank Goodness, that was just too much work for too little results.
Wait, I don't have a business...? Anyway:
Introducing the Improved way to promote your business, automated push button simple Video Messages to Mobile devices or Email!That sounds good. I would like to pop the eyes out of potential referral partners. And it uses magic! Tell me more.
It's easy and eye popping results are guaranteed.
Now you can magically automate your marketing message and deliver a series of engaging, interesting, informative and memorable video messages to virtually every prospect or potential referral partner you meet, automatically.
Just imagine how far ahead of your competition you'll be when you follow-up with your clients, leads, or potential partners, within minutes of your meeting right to their mobile phone or email and all you did was push a button?Okay, so I'm imagining that. I meet somebody - maybe at one of those businessy-type conventions I'm always attending, or in the airport Hilton bar when I have an unexpected layover, or on a snowboarding weekend - and within minutes of meeting this person I SPAM THEIR MOBILE PHONE WITH AN UNSOLICITED VIDEO MESSAGE. How could they not be thrilled?
And how much more powerful will your marketing be when you automatically send out engaging follow up video messages, to everyone you have contacted, on a regular schedule that you control. And all you did was set it up once? Thank Goodness, truly automated follow-ups are finally here.You mean I can keep spamming them forever without doing anything? That will definitely definitely make them want to buy whatever it is I'm selling.
Thank you Internet Marketing People. Sorry I can't remember the name of your company or I'd promote it here.